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When a person in the friendgroup obviously wants to drop the group but is to pussy about it. So they ignore you in school and never talk to you. However when they don’t have a Person around to talk to or the group does fun stuff they come crawling back to you. They tease you with their friendship and give you friendship blue balls.
Person A: M has been ignoring us for 3 weeks now and only hangs with the cool kids...But she wants to come get lunch with us
Person B: oh man, that bitch is giving you friendship blue balls.
A very loyal friendship that never ends. Very artistic activities. Love sports and art.
Look at that Lilah Ersin friendship. I want one.
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A close but still-platonic friendship that you share wif a nice gal, perhaps one whom you've known a long time but who now has a main squeeze of her own. It involves your holding and fondling the gal's hands for extended periods, and giving her long soothing foot-rubs, plus possibly having her soothingly place the soles of her feet against your chest or rub/scratch your back with her toes.
A hands-and-feet friendship can be an ideal "happy medium" or "compromise" type of footing with a nice gal --- it permits you to still maintain a fully-satisfying "soulmate type" relationship with someone of the female persuasion whom you really like, even after she's linked up with another guy who is more to her "overall" liking... if the guy has a reasonably tolerant/understanding/trusting nature, he will not feel that his own relationship with Miss Cutie-Pie is threatened by your continued friendship with her, since you are not engaging in any sexual-related activities... extra points if (1) you perform your entire "repertoire" of pleasant actions wif da gal while she's in da guy's presence a few times, so that he can actually see for himself that all of your behavior is indeed totally "innocent", and (2) you also show him how the chick most loves having her hands, feet, back, shoulders, etc. massaged, so that he himself can please her in a comparably-satisfying manner to the physical-sensory "magic" that you are able to perform on her yourself.
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FTO stands for: Friendship time out.
When you and friend have a conflict or disagreement, one could call friendship time out on the other. Usually called for trivial and sometimes stupid reasons and don't last longer than remembering why it was called in the first place.
Taylor: Why aren't Alexa and Aimee talking?
Lauren: Oh Aimee called friendship time out when Alexa said her crafting was terrible.
Taylor: FTO is legit
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A animated YouTube parody of the characters from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, reenacted by bulky muscular men.
A very over-rated YouTube video if you ask a sane person.
Also known as the gayest (most homosexual) thing ever animated. It's super gay by both definitions of the insult.
Remember that scene from the He-man & She-ra movie where Prince Adam rode on the back of a horse with Bow through a enchanted forest? Yeah that was straight compared to this.
Big Gay Al: I just watched that video 'Friendship is Manly'. God thats like the gayest thing I've ever seen.
Mr Slave: Oh Jesus Christ, you watched that too? *shivers* Jesus that was so gay.
Oh no, please don't play Friendship is Manly, Im straight!
That Friendship is Manly video is so gay it turned a gay guy straight.
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LWF stands for Lover with Friendship. Instead of having a FWB which is the standard Friend with Benefits, this places more emphasis on the lover aspect of the relationship along with the necessary friendship.
We were intimate lovers and the best of friends, he was really more of a LWF = Lover with Friendship than just a FWB.
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a hoax foisted upon unsuspecting, well-meaning, liberal, suburbanites by the Ziploc company; which distributes instructions for reproducing a sweet yeast bread culture requiring the utilization of multiple large Ziploc bags, depending upon an unreasonably romantic notion of the pure goodness of rural Amish folk, and spread by the directive that this virus be passed on to four friends in the fashion of an email virus.
"My best friend at work just gave me a Ziploc bag full of squishy yeast with instructions for making Amish friendship bread-- what the heck am I supposed to do with this?"
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