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An ugly woman in a porno
That porno was great, until the Home Fry showed up
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The tragic and unfortunate event in which the home of a person residing in a ghetto or urban area burns to a crisp.
JC performed a home fry on RJ's crib, and to RJ's dismay, the fire extinguisher could not reverse the effects.
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Another term for a blow job. The act of a man having his dick licked and sucked for an ejaculation.
I was ready to head over to John's place, but my girlfriend decided to fry a snack for me.
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The result of when someone fries 3 eggs simultaneously in one small frying pan.
Carl: Johnno had a Tri-Fry for lunch on Saturday.
Jack: is that how he got cholesterol poisoning?
Carl: more than likely.
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From neurolinguistics. It describes any phrase which can be used to demonstrate how the brain selectively re-interprets nonsensical language when delivered with a false context. The original social experiment involved walking up to a stranger and initiating a conversation. Then once they were on verbal auto-pilot, delivering the statement as the first half of a conjunctive pair along with a misleading cue.
eg;
You: Excuse me, do you know the way to the library?
Stranger: Yes it's just up that street there.
You: Is it far? I have to meet my Sister at two o'clock.
Stranger: Umm, no. About half a mile.
You: (glancing at bare wrist) Arcing jet of semen? It's just I don't have a watch.
Stranger: Yes, it's just after one-thirty.
It's possible to use this technique to drop practically anything into a conversation without it being consciously registered by the other party. The etymology nods to British comedian Stephen Fry who often used it as an inside joke for his friends.
John pulled a Fry drop on his boss yesterday. He asked him to poke his taint with a feather.
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1:When your buddy calls you to riding the next day then, calls the next day to tell you he cant go.
2:To involuntarily urinate oneself when sitting in a friends leather chair.Thus ruining and queering the chair forever.
person 1: are we going riding tomorrow?
person 2: sure lets go.
person 1: don't fry out on me and stay home.
Person 1:Don't sit in that chair jason fryd out in it the other night.
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The concoction that occurs when a man mixes his seminal fluids with a woman's menstrual juices.
Bro, "Dude I heard you got your red wings!"
Other bro, "Yeah man! We made some fry sauce!"
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