At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!
At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after
every social media post you do!
Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
On April 12th, who ever poses as a frog, you get to penetrate them in the ass for as long as you want!
hey its April 12th, Fuck a frog day!
we all hate generic object battle its so gross!!! so hate it. happens any day
"wanna hate gob today man?" "YES YES!!!" "i love fuck gob day."
Fuck your bestfriend for free. Bois lets go fuck your bestfriends.
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl: But i'm you bestfriend that's weird.
Guy: But it's October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day.
Fuck Anubis girl called Millie on October 24th because why not
Guy 1:It’s fuck Millie day
Guy 2:I’m gonna fuck Millie hard today
National Holiday where all of the worlds population meets to fuck Floop's mom. This is every year on 8/2
Man how did you celebrate Fuck Floop's Mom Day? Man I fucked Floop's mom