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A failed attempt of becoming the new Facebook. But now, its the most popular, unwanted social website known to man! Thanks to Google Plus and forcing everyone on YouTube to try it. Facebook got competition now!
Random Guy: Hey you like Google Plus?
Random Guy's Friend: Hell No!
Random Guy: Well screw you! If you want to comment on YouTube now, you need it. Start adding me to your circle so I can stalk you!
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goo·gle am·ne·sia, n.
An internet disorder phenomenon caused by the sheer simplicity and instant gratification of discovering an answer to virtually any question instantly, where the individual who performs the query quickly loses all memory of both the query and resulting information.
The reason this disorder is specifically linked to Google, and not other search engines, or simply, "Search Engine Disorder", is from the sheer simplicity and high success rate at immediately getting an answer through Google, the answer itself looses significance having been acquired so quickly. Also partially due to Google's near monopolistic share of search engine activity.
1. I'm not sure, but I'm getting a sense of deja-vu when I Google, "Reason for the sky being blue". I may be suffering from 'Google Amnesia'
2. You know, from the amount of time John spends on the internet, you'd figure he would have some knowledge about anything, yet he's a complete tit. Must be suffering from Google Amnesia
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The sensation you get when you realize you've just typed www.google.com in the address bar when you are already on Google. The same sensation can apply to many other websites.
I really need to change my homepage because there's no breaking the habit. I've deja googled seven times and it's not even fucking lunch.
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a feeling of dismay upon finding one's supposed neologism on a google search.
I thought I coined the phrase, "Retardo Montalban," but got served a google refund when it showed up with 1600 hits.
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Someone who uses Google to look up everything and/or to find anything and everything in order to learn.
They usually show off this knowledge to friends, family, and strangers making them seem like they know everything.
Guy 1: Did you know the phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law that stated you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
Guy 2: Wow really? Where did you hear that?
Guy 1: Googled it :P
Guy 2: Wow man, I swear you're on Google all the time. You're such a Google worm
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The act of visiting several popular tourist locations, such as the Eiffel Tower,
via Google Street View.
Can make staycations seem as though you've gone somewhere and done something.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw the Coliseum, the Eiffel Tower, and Dubai yesterday on Google Street View, it was like I was actually there!
Guy 2: You're such a Google Tourist.
The wages and productivity lost to organizations due to employees goofing off on Google during work hours.
"Our company's Google Tax is estimated to be nine percent of total payroll."