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A more elegant way of saying autism
My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease
When while in the produce section, you rub a kiwi at the same time you rub one of your balls .
I got kicked out of Wal-Mart for enjoying a London gentleman .
A Lunch Gentleman is a male lunch lady. Since males aren't ladies of course, they are considered Lunch Gentlemen. They do most of the same things lunch ladies do, and normally get jobs in schools that provide lunch.
"Hey, you know that lunch lady over there? He serves horrible food."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."
When you masturbate with your hand, but leave your pinky open. British tea drinking style.
"Holy shit he's so entitled that he does the gentleman jerkoff to himself"
when you put your dick in someone’s drink and the balls hangs outside against the glass
beach dad chad provided the girl with a gentleman’s garnish after a long night of drinking that seemed to go nowhere
When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber
Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?
Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.
Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"
120 sterling, or 120 pounds.
Some times known as a drink, otherwise known as a touch.
Lads here is that Gentleman's ton I owe you. £120 cash