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When you're having intercourse with a female and proceed to penetrate her with a long candle, light it on fire, and wait for the wax to drip.
Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.
Hey, you're into wax play, wanna try something new tonight?
Sure!
Okay, let's do the German Charizard
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When a man is getting ready to make sexual intercourse with a female partner but doesn't know there is a man having her doggie style under the covers and thinks the man's ass is the female and you can kind of guess what happens next.
Man last week was crazy I got caught in a german rush and it was upsetting.
A man that has no pair of balls and has big tits, loves the dick
James - I'm a German wog
Mom- grow a pair u fat pric
A method of masturbation using just the thumb and a downward facing open palm in sharp thrusts from the elbow away from the body
Man, that Tiffany is mental, all she would do is German wank me the other night
Mike got a German massage today that changed his life forever
A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.
Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove
a nono german or angor German people
Also used by Drew Durnil.
it's a nono german