Plano Glasses

(n) Fake glasses. Non-prescription eye-glasses worn by pretentious hipsters and other douche-bags for "fashion" or "vanity" purposes to look more intelligent, sophisticated or cultured than they really are.

An example of recession chic. Mouth-breathing fashion models or unintelligent people in general wear faux glasses to affect having read lots of books or having some modicum of smarts. Dead give-away that someone is an idiot.

They're fucking plano glasses dude - she's trying to pretend she's not actually a pretentious trust-funder with a silver spoon in her mouth.

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glass piece

A pipe used for smoking marijuana made from glass. Glass pieces tend to be larger than normal pipes and most often have a choke on either side of the bowl.

JJ:Dude, char you got your glass piece?
Charlie:Fuk ya man were gonna get so fucked up tonite.

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toro glass

company that makes glass owned by one of the most talented blowers to date: JP Toro.

you see my new toro glass man?

my new fixed stem toro rips like a fucking animal man.

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Hipster Glasses

Also Known as Ben Folds glasses, those thick black frame spectacles. Often seen on the likes of Rivers Cuomo (weezer), Johnny Depp, Elton John, and obviously Ben Folds. Whether you need the glasses or not, you chose to wear them for indie cred.

Jock: Nice hipster glasses, nerd!
Nerd: They're specs!

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Glass house

A phrase to bring light to those who are being hypocritical.

Glass house: A term reminding hypocrites to shut the fuck up and jump off a bridge

"People who live in glasses houses should shut the fuck up"
-Anorak's Almanac from Ready Player One by Ernest Cline

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glass head

Someone who is addicted to buying glass ware for smoking (I.e. Glass pipe, glass bong, or glass bubbler)

Tom is such a glass head he has four bongs two bubblers a rig an 5 pipes

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eyes on glass

It is when a particular software application or a hardware system requires continuous monitoring. Technicians take breaks and closely monitor traffic, tickets from field and possibly complicated consoles full of graphs and charts. Mostly done on a mission critical application or when a major event is happening on a otherwise unimportant application.

Also look at no eyes on glass for stopping monitoring of a critical application.

Microsoft put eyes on glass during the launch of Cortana.

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