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Female genitalia (aka poontang) that is so sweet, so fresh, and so beautiful that is should be made of gold.
Sara has Golden Tang.....I'm gonna do all I can to hit that.
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When someone comes out as gay, and the celebration is made an occasion including watersports as a main feature.
I heard Jimmy got a golden closet the other day. I know because his hair still reeked.
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the time between 3:00-3:30 (during winter) when the lighting is Peng and white girls take selfies
"damn take a photo of us on this hill it's golden hour!!!"
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The time of one's life after 65. Also referred to as over the hill.
"My dad is locked up in a nursing home, enjoying his golden years.
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The ‘Golden Birthday’ is the day where a human being turns the same age as the date to which they were born (Example, turning Twelve on the 12th of October). All humans will experience this day, whether it be when they are one years old or 31 years old; that is to say, except for a select few individuals born on the leap year – sadly, these humans will never experience the Goldenness of such a day and are forced to live out their lives in anguish and despair.
However, not all Golden Birthdays are considered equal. Based on an ancient astro-scientological belief said to stem from a Magic Wizard Book crafted during, and as a result of, the Big Bang itself, each number to which ones Golden Birthday lands upon holds different levels of power. Single digit Golden Birthdays are the least potent of the Golden Birthdays, and are generally harmless to those who do not know how to wield the Power. Other relatively harmless Golden Birthday numbers include 27, 28, 29, 30, 17 and 20. The rest of the Golden Birthday numbers vary in Power (If you would like to learn more, please consult the Magic Wizard Book). It is quite important to note, however, that the two most Powerful Golden Birthdays are 31 and 23. While 31 is stable and at a constantly high Power level, 23 is an ever-shifting entity that at times holds nearly infinite levels of Power. This can be dangerous and has the potential to unknown chaos, depending on if the wielder (birthday boy/girl) is aware and can harness the Power.
One last thing to note: To identify an individual whom is experiencing their Golden Birthday, look deeply in their eyes. It will be possible to see Golden specks floating lazily about the person’s iris. It has also been said that every few millennia there will be an individual whose eyes will be completely and wholly Golden, making it nearly impossible for the average person to gaze upon the individual. A human who portrays this characteristic may, in this Golden hour, hold the fate of our existence in their hands… But only a myth I imagine…
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When you shake a man's hand and each of you unzip mid-handshake and consummate the union of joined hands with a hearty urination on and around the hands and forearms. This is the highest form of respect and a sign of good faith for a future business or political relationship.
John entered the boardroom and was met by Brian from Memphis Corp. Brian wanted to make sure John knew he was serious about the future business relationship so he unzipped and bore his penis while offering his hand and gave John a proper Golden Handshake. John followed suit and extended his penis towards the union of hands and made it a reciprocated golden handshake.
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