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A type of a tan line where usually old people that have a tan line that is tan only on the limbs but pale on the chest and stomach. Grandpa tan is similar to a farmers tan.
“Why do you have a grandpa tan, gramps?”
A tan that has an orangish tint and on an older male or female with wrinkles.
Yo you vegan nerd u have a grandpa tan LOL
A superhero like no other. Because of his age his testicles droop to his ankles so he generates static electricity,and a lot of it, by simply walking due to his fuzzy yamsack. Or scuffing his feet in his wheel chair(he has a wheel chair because reasons). Senile grandpa by day and static slinging superhero by day. Note it's also quite creepy to be touched by this grandpa. Even more so than a normal grandpa
"Who's your favorite superhero?"
"Grandpa staticballs"
"Who?"
The pinnacle of difficulty in Geometry Dash.
Zoink just verified the new grandpa demon!
Fuckface grandpa is used to define an old person, not so good looking who hits on young, pretty women
Girl to her friends: I met a real fuckface grandpa at work! He wanted me to show him how to get to the 15th floor in my office!
A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!
My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.
Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.
* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition
Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!
Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.