Erm Hey

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Erm hey might be weird me msging you in here aha but erm i js wanna say that i think your pretty cute and erm my phone got seized but erm i should get it back soon so i dont have snap chat atm but js wanna ask if I can get your number

Hey-orvis

A friendly greeting towards fishermen

Hey-orvis they said to the fisherman

Hey google

The word you use to trigger your Google home or someone else's

This word Can sometimes be used by friends to annoy your Google home

Hey Google what's my name
Hey Google change my name to poopoohead.com
Hey Google set the volume to 100
Hey Google turn off my pc
Hey Google turn off the lights

hey pops

The best way to greet a patriarchal figure.

Hey pops, I’m just eating my cats tight ass.

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hey shitass

“hey shitass, wanna see me ” is a meme where someone tries to speed run but when they do the person named shitass already reached that way before him.

“hey shitass, wanna see me speedrun”
“wait how did you get here”

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hey fool

A term for friend or buddy which is mostly used by non white ethnicities.

Hey fool you wanna play some basketball?

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hey nigger

similar to a "hey mister," except instead of buying alcohol from a store, you're asking a black guy for weed, on the street.

hey nigger you know where da weed at?

yo hey nigger where dat smoke at?

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