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fag hag

A female who has close platonic relationships with homosexual men, often because she has trouble with relationships with heterosexual men. Fag hags often, over time, get delusional impressions of straight men from their gay friends and get confused as to why straight men don't act like their gay friends. This leads to even more relationship troubles for the woman, as her idea of the "ideal man" shifts to the homosexual man. Being a fag hag is generally a phase for women, and it passes as they determine what a straight man can actually give them and what they want out of a straight man.

Jamie is such a fag hag; her and Damien are always together. She wonders why she can't get Bill to like her when she expects him to act like Damien but still be attracted to her.

by cma187 April 15, 2006

47๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


fiddy hag

The biggest white gangsta you've eva seen bitches! You're too young!

by Nizzle April 11, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old Hag

An ugly old lady

Jessica is such an old hag ๐Ÿคฎ

by ล รธdรฅ August 3, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


fag hag

Usually an overweight female with too much make up, perfume and no self esteem. Runs with gay guys for the attention. Always hoping for a gay guy to "cure". The reason why they have men only gay bars.

Most fag hags think gay guys are an easy lay.

by cityguy014 June 23, 2007

51๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


fag hag

an overweight (fat) girl who spends most of her days with gay boys because straight boys aren't attracted to her. she has a lot of confidence and high self-esteem because her fags always compliment her and say that she's pretty (even tho through other peoples eyes, she's really not attractive). she's the center of attention at clubs and parties and all the fags want to dance with her and get her drunk. sometimes (most of the time) the fag hag falls in love with her fag because he knows her in and out and understands her the most. also when she's intoxicated she has a habit of making out with gay boys and at times hookin up with them (getting fingered, wackin off the fag, and rarely sex but it happens) then in some rare cases a fag hag gets pregnant by a fag and says its from a straight boy cause they dont wanna look stupid. also a fag hag gets jealous when her fag hangs out with other gurls without her, or those that she doesn't know. a fag hags life is complicated because she can't fit in with the straight crowd and only feels comfortable with the fags, but unfortunately the gay world is not stable so she tries her best to stay in the loop of things so that she doesnt get replaced by a newer, younger, prettier, or somewat skinnier fag hag.

fag 1:did u hear about that fag hag who got pregnant?
fag 2:yeah i heard it's from a gay boy.
fag 1:she says its from a straight boy, but no straight guy would wanna do her, she's an ugly fat fag hag.

fag: ur my favorite fag hag
fag hag: im ur only fag hag and i cant live without u cause without u im nothing but a fat desperate loser trying to fit into society.

by retired fag hag August 31, 2006

66๐Ÿ‘ 114๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fag hag

a heterosexual woman who spends much of her time with homosexual men. Usually a lonely single women usually ugly, fat, or otherwise undesirable (a hag) who are attracted to gay men as a rather sad substitute for what they are not getting from heterosexual men.

Vince is out for lunch with his fag hag

by Gabby001 July 11, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


flag hag

the ugly girls that wave the flags during half-time shows at football games.

Those were some homely flag hags that performed at the Super Bowl half-time show.

by Yostiemonster February 1, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž