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A person of half Mexican blood and half somethin else. As in most cases when people of different ethnicities procreate, Half-Mexicans are USUALLY ridiculously good looking, coming fully equipped with a bangin' booty and hott complexion.
Half-Mexicans are fuckin hott, simply put.
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see bisexual or bi. used generally to describe people who lean more towards the same gender than the opposite, but still go for the opposite gender every so often.
when asked her sexual orientation after clearly being with boys and girls (but talking about hot girls a lot more often), she said, "im half gay."
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You get so uninterested in masturbating, that you stop before you cum.
Peter: Dude! I was so baked last night, I was whacking off and got bored and stopped.
Paul: Just a half-jack then?
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When your getting there, but are yet to really put up the tent and let everyone know what you are about
Yogi: Wow I can't believe you still haven't pitched a tent yet
Shamus: Well I've been at Half Mast for about an hour now, so it should be here anytime now
Cordon: Have you been stuffing your pants?
Bleu: Na I've just been sailing at half mast for about a few minutes now
Dave (to himself): Wow who knew that flying half mast in public would be so easy to get away with.
Lady (casually looking at dave): Wow that guy is at half mast, someone should really tell him to chill out
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Having a female that you do relationship things with but you are not in a relationship with them. You can go hook up with other girls with no worries cause you're half single.
That's my half girlfriend but I'm still half single... So hello!
That's my half girlfriend but I'm still half single... So hello!
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A type of quotation that is used to combine the views of an individual's meaning for meaning translation of another person's quote, or to almost accurately, yet impurely quote something. Half quotes are used when a writer has an agenda, wants to be funny, has a slightly better way of saying what the original quote said, or just forgets the word for word quote itself, but still remembers the author of the original quote and what it meant.
Half Quotes are expressed by leaving out the initial quotation marks, and are sometimes used explicitly to give the reader the initial feeling that they are still reading from the writer, but end with quotation marks and give credit to the author of the original version of the statement.
When Christ returns, he will be ugly AF." -Isaiah 53:2
An Honest Answer is like making out with a hot chick." -Proverbs 24:26
Don't Get Married." -1 Corinthians 7:1
Fr doe, Get Married." -1 Corinthians 7:2
Works mean nothing." -Ephesians 2:8-9
Fr} doe, works are legit." -Ephesians 2:10
Guys are better than girls, js." -1 Peter 3:7
Why would anyone want to be a pastor at this point?" -James 3:1
Don't buy Cryptocurrency." -Proverbs 13:11
Guy: Bro, the Bible doesn't say that!
Guy 2: Oh really? Did you look it up?
Guy: Yes, I did, and it doesn't say that! You misquoted it!!!
Guy 2: I didn't quote it... I Half Quoted it!
Guy: What's a Half Quote ?!?!?!?
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A man's cock when it is not a complete boner yet not soft serve.
"Sweetie - do I need to give you a BJ before you stick it in ...it's only a half hog."
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