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To register a command and do it.
She said “Make me breakfast!” he said “ heard working.”.
The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.
Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!
The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.
I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...
When you shit on the bed, and then file for divorce.
Amber was a crazy bitch. When her marriage began to fail, she took a Dirty Heard, and smiled.
Gods chosen one. Eric will be 6’2 195. His eye’s dreamy making ur fluids run like a river. Curly hair such as gods son. Golden skin. A penis that drives women crazy. Eric will bless you with the golden honey and his glorious rod. Eric c heard is the closest god like being on earth. He drinks to get rid of alcohol on earth because he is such a good man.
Eric c heard is amazing
When you can't decide if a certain sensation was heard or felt.
"I heard-felt some cotton in my ear" - Stevie
A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.
You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!