Mount St. Helens

It's about to blow up.

Mount St. Helens is about to blow up and it's gonna be a fine, swell day.

Helen Keller Defense

When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:

1: I didn't say that

2: I didn't hear that

3: I didn't see that

"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."

"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."

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Payton helen murzyn

She is a very iconic person, they also love woojin so so much💖!! They are a leprechaun and love irish jigging they are so amazing. Remember to still dream🥹

“Yo dawg is that Payton helen murzyn? Arent they woojins biggest simp?”

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The Helen Keller

The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.

I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.

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mt. Saint Helen

When one deffacates into a females mouth thus causing the female to gag from all the shit going down her throat. The shit sliding down the side of the mouth and, mixed with throw up gives it the effect as if though lava is flowing out of an erupted volcano.

When my girlfriend pissed me off I gave her a Mt. Saint Helen. She shut the fuck up real quick!!

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Helen Keller Ugly

To be so ugly, even Helen Keller would find you unattractive or to be as ugly as Helen Keller

Your girlfriend is Helen Keller Ugly

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Ya Big Helen

What you say to someone when they bumble, trip, mis speak or generally screw up.

Beginings: Two 80 year old women named Helen and a bad pizza commercial started this fond come back. The one Helen was affraid of chemically treated lawns and drank too much. The other Helen swept her grass. The pizza commercial included, "And it's stuck again Helen."

Your friend passes by you and trips. You reply, "Ya big Helen".

Your friend does something stupid, comes back and tells you about it and you say, "Ya big Helen."

You do something mean or off the cuff. Your friend pushes the side of your head and says, "Ya big helen."

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