The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat
"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."
When your wife, girl friend, or secret mistress french kisses your butt hole after you've went a few rounds with the toilet from some spicy tacos.
I was surprised when my wife asked me to allow her to give me a Hershey's Kiss. I ate some really spicy tacos and blew up the bathroom. I dropped my pants and told her I was ready. I didn't realize it was valentine's day and she meant chocolates...
Something that a man and a woman do together while two hundred miles are between them. And air dance of permisquous notation. Also known as the love dance. You know who you are .
Ty and Livvy Hershey turnpikes for hours in their bedrooms. Lots of love was made.
chocolate spunk gargle...not too creamy...not too chocolatey....not too spunky...just right
You’re hersheys milkshake is not too creamy or chocolatey. It’s not even too spunky, it’s just right
The Hershey’s wing fingers are when you stick one or more fingers, not including thumbs, up yours or someone else’s butthole and immediately suck the poop off your fingers as if it is wing sauce residue.
Last night Tommy straight up did the Hershey's wing fingers to Dave’s dad.
Synonym: The chocolate fountain made in the porcelain.
Antonym: a normal turd.
Shart= sh** and fart together.
Dude, that pile of meth gave me the Hershey Sharts!
i think about hershey's milk chocolate with almonds while i touch myself