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Okay okay, I think we all know what a hockey player is right baud? Or do you...? Hockey players are ladies/boy magnets. It's the most attractive sport; not saying sports are attractive, but they always have the best looking people. Knowing a hockey player is like knowing a real life "douche bag: they like to trash talk, they have their own slang which I must say is very fun to use, very energetic but strong, get angry during hockey games on TV, and in real life and when they're older, they will most likely drink beer with old teammates and rant on about how fun they times were. Hockey players are the best, but don't get them angry! Everyone needs a hockey player friend!
Person: Look at that hockey player!!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!
A sport developed and posted on the internet so that you can win a bet with your girlfriend.
Girlfriend - "There are five types of hockey"
Me - "There are way more than that"
Girlfriend - "Oh yeah, like what?"
Me - "Um . . . Moon Hockey"
A great hockey player with skills and always ready to Beat the other team doesn’t take Any crap and always Carry’s the team and can beat you any day
Ella Altman And Brynn Mcnear are “Hockey gods”
A hockey stick is comprised of a blade, a small curve, and a long shaft. A hockey stick chart displays data low-level activity (y-axis) over a short period of time (x-axis), then a sudden bend indicative of an inflection point, and finally a long and straight rise at a steep angle.
The interest from the VC’s is hockey sticking in the market.
My boyfriend was playing hemorrhoid hockey with me last night.
When a player takes the puck, and passes in to another in the air that is a sauce pass. So sauce hockey, is a game where the puck is in the air a lot.
Not a single goal was scored last night during that sauce hockey game, eh?