honey stump

The last slice of bread toasted with honey and butter

"hey nicole can i have a honey stump"

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uncle honey

the uncle in the fam that wears a chanel suit and pillbox hat but keeps his beard because "it gets so dreadfully cold in the winter." has a cat named boo-boo

"darling, could you mix up a cocktail and set two extra places at the table? uncle honey and boo-boo are here"
"scarlett, don't disturb uncle honey while he is watching his program. you know how he gets."

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honey stick

A penis with honey on it.

that girl loves to lick on honey sticks

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Honey Pot

An attractive male, usually between the ages of 21-30. Must be tall, athletic, fine, smokin', employed, large worm.

One that would evoke a totally appropriate holler or "wooop" from an attractive female.

The traditional predatory role of the male and female mating interactions are reversed, and the woman in the presence of a honeypot becomes the predator. This sometimes results in verbal harassment, or sometimes a "rape-kiss."

To obtain a honeypot, follow the fool-proof S.K.E.T.C.H. method:

S - Separate from the girl pack;
K - Know your audience (talk sports, cars, business);
E - Easy target (be an easy target)
T - Troubled (act lost/confused..."where are my friends?")
C - Coerce with a shot (tequila usually does the trick);
H - HONEYPOT OBTAINED!

When one finds the best honeypot she's ever seen, she may call that guy a "pooh-bear." To be used sparingly!

That honey pot is makin' me all sticky...

I'd take that honey pot home tonight.

Wooooop! Honey pot!!!!

Girls... I think I might have found a pooh-bear. He's a 10!

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Honey Suckle

Noun: The ultimate praisal for the hottest babe you've ever seen. She must drink like an alcoholic but never act like one, never complain or show signs of negativity; ready to party at all times; ready to get down at all times. The superlative form of Honey baby.
(Can also be used as an adjective.)

Verb: To have the abilities of getting completely shitfaced or goosed without losing cool; using your beauty, cool, and goosing abilities to get whatever you want from anyone in any given situation.
(Inflected Forms: Honey suckling)

Synonyms: Sexy, goose, hot, chill, babe, honey baby, sweet

Antonyms: Honey Pickle

"Damn, did you see how much she has been goosing? What a honey suckle!"

"There are maaaaad honey suckles up in this joint tonight!"

"We gotta honey suckle the waiter and get those free chips!"

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honey-monkey

a person you love to bits

you are such a honey-monkey. i love you to bits.

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honey juice

The liquids that come from da pussy after and orgasm.

Dat ho was shootin honey juice all over da hizouse son.

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