To become vey excited in a sexual manor, about a particularly average or mundane thing.
A. Wow, Pete was really happy with that new radiator bleeding kit.
B. Yeah, he really honked over it didn’t he...
Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.
I was flagged from the open bar at the wedding, so I grabbed a big ass "honk" of cake and left.
When someone tries to talk to you but you just honk
Hey man how was your... HONKKKKKKKKK! Oh yeah me too
I hate honk but I like country busic (hurtin' beautiful sad songs) :((((((((
something that is obscenely not good; awful content. absolute opposite of slapping or enjoyable. worthless to create.
Banjert: Have you heard the new Uniform LP?
Montressor: Nah I don't even want to. That fool Ben has no riffs and can't write a song to save his life so I KNOW that shit definitely honks. I only listen to song that slap dummy hard.
Banjert: You have a good point, I forgot that he wrote it. His creative output always honks. Lets bump 'DJ Khaled - I'm So Hood (Jamey Jasta Remix)' instead.
A non-offensive curse word used as a substitute to "hell" or "heck" to indicate suprise or annoyance. Use of this word suggests that the user is just a silly goose.
"Oh HONK! That car almost hit me!"
"This weather humid as honk"
"That cracked phone screen look like it's been to the gates of honk and back."