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A man who wears a silicone horse mask and dances around with friends who hold a boom box often playing dubstep. Party horses are quite popular at high school cross country meets. The horse and its maens are loved by all.
"Look at those cross country guys with the party horse, those maens are probably having a great time!"
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A sewer-dwelling horse who is watching you, RIGHT NOW.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.
How common?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
"Sewer horse watches
I would like to masturbate
But he never blinks."
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An equestrian female who thoroughly enjoys posting pictures of herself with/on horses all over social media. The phrase is often pronounced and sounds best with a thick Boston accent.
(Two young men from the New York/Boston area)
Jimmy: Hey Tommy, what's wrong with that girl over there?
Tommy: Gee whiz, Jimmy! She's a fackin horse chick!
Jimmy: No wonder my twitta's been jammed with pictures of her with those ugly animals!
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Reacting in a surprising way to something incredibly amazing!
1) Sexy Horse! You're shirt looks so awesome!
2) Oh! SEXY HORSE!
3) Look at the way shes dancing that Harlem Shake! Sexy Horse!!
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A sexual fetishist who derives erotic pleasure from dressing in horse themed leather gear.
John has a horse gimp that he hooks up to a plow and pulls around the yard.
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A colloquialism referring to a situation where the given solutions to a problem are roughly equal.
A simpler way of saying "Six of one, half dozen of the other"
We could go to the left or the right to get to Yogi Berra's house, but I think it's a horse a piece.
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When one is engaging in doggy style sex and the female looks back, she's giving the horse eye. This is because the man can only see one of her eyes, like a horse looking at its rider.
I was porking her doggy and she kept giving me the horse eye.
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