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husband

A married man considered in relation to her spouse.

husband.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024


simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.

Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.

by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024


3 Husband Jules

The definition of a woman worse than a Karen. Face like a cats arse and feet like a banshee. Constant whinging and complaining about anything and everything in life. Natural selection needs to take her out. No bloke on planet earth can deal with her shit except some Santa Clause looking motherfucker named Philip.

That bitch is a 3 husband Jules.

by Bega House of Sin September 24, 2023


Jumps Husband

A gay tsundere.

I hate that guy! hes a jumps husband.

by Rlku November 15, 2020


jumps husband

a cool person

For D.I.C.E -Fuckasse

Woman:"Hey did you see jumps husband last night?"
Woman:"Yea jump is sooo lucky to have a person like him"

by Fuckasse Is a Bottom November 15, 2020


Mail order husband

A mail ordered to be married from a another country

Mail order Husbands ain't in love with you

by 459395 March 29, 2023


Pathetic poor excuse for a husband

Johnny Kerrigan

Johnny kerrigan was a pathetic poor excuse for a husband

by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022