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I have no idea --- I just work here

Then you SHOULD know (duh)!

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019


I-G-G-I

A simple way to confuse someone or a way to get out of a conversation fast.

"Hey what did you do last night?"
"I-G-G-I"

"Do you want to hang out?"
" I-G-G-I"

by Lemondroppletz September 7, 2021


I-G-G-I

A simple way to confuse someone or a way to get out of a conversation fast.

"Hey what did you do last night?"
"I-G-G-I"

"Do you want to hang out?"
" I-G-G-I"

by Lemondroppletz September 7, 2021


I Drink and I Know Things

A t-shirt from Walmart typically worn by fat bearded hipster liberals as a means of flaunting their belief that they are mentally superior and misdirecting their unhealthy lifestyle. A term made popular by Peter Dinklage character Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones.

Andrew is a male feminist simp who can often be seen with a craft beer and a scruffy beard wearing an “I drink and I know things shirt”, talking about how white men and capitalism are the reason racism exists and singing the praises of Joe Biden.

by T-mun E September 20, 2022


I wonder if I am being spyed on

I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

Someone: I wonder if I am being spyed on

Me: Well, I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

by i wonder if March 13, 2021


I did what I thought what right

And where you RIGHT to do that... Or where you WORNG? OH, NO. I KNOW. I know you're a woman so you don't understand what WRONG is or what BEING WRONG feels like but it LOOKS something like this:

A wrong person "I did what I thought what right 🥺"

Hym "THAT'S WHAT BEING WRONG LOOKS LIKE! ☝️ THAT RIGHT THERE! WRONG! BAD!"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024


“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

A quote by bilbo baggins from the Lord of The Rings

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

by heyheyheyyeh May 27, 2022