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i do not approve of what you just said
What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you
“Hey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?”
“I’m sorry… Do I know you?”
fucking dumbass, ARE YOU THAT BORED??
person 1: i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this
person 2: *Searches*
person 1: your not my friend anymore.
u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN
person 1: why cant i do my homework
person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework
A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what
Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls
ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no
Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch
female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...
A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster
guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?
guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???
guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!
guy 2: bitch are you retarded
guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!
bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back