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raping recreationally is a chosen lifestyle so you MUST accept it lest you be wantonly labeled intolerant by those intolerant of intolerance
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When your partner or good friend takes over your netflix/hulu control and wants to play something against your will.
Oh great, you are stream raping me again with this Man in the High Castle shit. No, means no!!
When you are forced to date someone by your parents you do not like with the threat of being grounded
Friend:Why are you dating that chubby girl?
Me : my dad rape dated me.
Friend: sorry fam happens to the best of us
the access of a Facebook account by a third party, unknown to the account's owner, which alters and adds humiliating or otherwise derogatory words to the account's profile for the purpose of a prank. The act usually takes place between friends after one leaves their Facebook account logged in.
"Aw man, someone totally Facebook raped me...my only interest is 'dildoing menholes' now. I gotta log off next time I leave the library."
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counter rape is when you are in a rape situation but in your own defends you take control and rape them back harder in an attempt to teach the rapist a lesson (don't do to others what you would not want done to your self)
Alex "what happen to you"
Carla "mike tried to rape me"
Alex " no way are you ok"
Carla "yer i pulled the counter rape and he ran away"
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After posting something stupid on the Internet, it is the act of having your life ruined by /b/.
May include having pizza, taxis, buses, mice, and missiles sent to your house.
When that kid posted a video of him abusing his cat, he totally got /b/raped.
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Acid Rape is a new genre of music which is more hardcore than any other genre. It has been compared by critics to Chewbacca raping a six year-old. Example bands of this are:
-Liquid Deathsex
-Gripping Power Shite
-Anti-Semitic Rock
-The Devils Cum
-Volcanic Jizz Tornado
-Fascist Killdeath Post-Apocalyptic Metal Squadron
-Raging Anal Thunder.
The inventors claim that "you aren't acid rape" unless you comply by these regulations:
-your band must be on fire for the duration of the performance
-the only vocals can be the noise produced when pouring concentrated nitric acid on the tonsils of orphaned nuns while they are asleep
-no clothes are allowed at the gig
-at least seven people have to die per song.
The inventor goes by the pseudonym of "Ringsting McDrilldo" which he claims was given to him while he was burning a catholic orphanage in Lithuania
"dude, liquid deathsex are the best acid rape band ever!"
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