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Only Child Syndrome

Most commonly affects teenage guys. Only Child Syndrome is a terrifying disease to those who approach the infected. It most commonly infects only children, but in some rare cases people with siblings have been known to have the disease. Symptoms are selfishness, inability to comprehend other people’s feelings, and overall brat-like behaviour. If rejected in any way, for example, a breakup, those who are affected by Only Child Syndrome will most likely isolate themselves in an attempt for attention. Do not, under any condition, pander to these pathetic cries for attention. It’s all for a bit of drama.

Person 1: Mate, Alex told me that I would let him have my phone if I truly loved him!! How lame is that?

Person 2: Ignore him, it’s Only Child Syndrome.

by The better Anonymous January 15, 2018

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GOOD VIBES ONLY

Dis factual context is said when vibing out to music or great times !!!

"Hey, good vibes only or I'll bust your ass."
"My favorite word to say Is good vibes only."
"I only do good vibes only in my lifestyle."

by Jxy_5x February 19, 2023

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Grecia’s bestie only

Grecia’s bestie, Montse is the best bestie you could possibly ever have! She is very pretty and nice. Grecia also loves her bestie💕 ( no homo). Montse is also very kind, and makes friends really fast because of her kindness. (Monchy, if you is reading this ily bestie💕😂🥰)

Grecia’s bestie only (Aka Montse)

by Grecia’s bestie only April 30, 2019

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We’re only friends

Word typically used to get out of cheating on your partner with this person you describe as “only a friend

I said your my “we’re only friends” but I rearrange your guts and you couldn’t walk last night

by Siwiwoqpwkabs9161 December 29, 2020

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only fuckin with you

1.Only having sexual encounters with you
2.Joking with you

1. Boy/Girlfriend: "I'm only fuckin with you, babe"
2. Friend: "I'm only fucking with you, man"

by SqirtThePup October 17, 2015

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only kings are dead

Only important people are remembered long after they're dead.

Who cares about him? Only kings are dead.

by DiggNation (Submitted by Marc Khoury) May 24, 2007

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Only the satellites know

The answer to all lifes quetions and mysteries.

Jack - Wheres my other sock.

Jill - Only the satellittes know.

James - John you were really pissed last night what happened after I left the party.

John - I was soo pissed Only the satellites know.

by vowvs November 4, 2012

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