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The best damn movie in the universe! After Thor Ragnarok of course.
„Omg i‘m so excited to see Infinity War!“
„*spoils entire movie*“
*gets beaten to death*
The continuous nature of a woman’s butt crack to the front crack. Contrasted by the abrupt end of a man’s crack by the taint.
My underwear was all up in my infinity crack at work today.
pete wentz put his whole wentzussy into this album
infinity on high my beloved tbh
A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking
Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
When you don't have a comeback.
Oh, you're gonna fuck my mom tonight?! Then I'll get you with infinity knives!
where your infinity cancels another persons infinity
him: i love you infinity
her: i love you ultimate infinity
Where your infinity cancels someone else’s infinity and can not be changed.
him: i love you infinity
her: i love you ultimate infinity