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The act of convincing your self that the cloths in the dryer are indeed not dry in order to avoid folding them.
"Timothy did the lie dry all day until his lent catcher caught on fire."
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A euphemism for a girl who has a gorgeous figure (especially the posterior), but an ugly face.
Mark: *seeing a seemingly attractive girl from behind in public* Dude, check her out.
Paul: Damn!
*she turns around to reveal a hideous face*
Mark: *wince* The cake is a lie!
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KIMI DA YOU KIMI NANDA YO, OSHIETE KURETAAAA
KURAYAMI MO HIKARU NARA, HOSHIZORA NI NARUUU
KANASHIMI WO EGAO NI, MOU KAKUSANAI DEEEE
KIRAMEKU DONNA HOSHI MO, KIMI WO TERASU KARAAAAAA
'what is rin doing-' oh she is commiting your lie in April. why?
contemporary alternative to 'bald-faced lie' or 'barefaced lie' / referring to Donald J. Trump's tangerine completion and his propensity for putting forth flat-out bullshit
Nothing said on that so-called news program is anything but an orange-faced lie.
A phrase commonly used by professional basketball player Rasheed Wallace; once famously yelled by coach Flip Saunders.
"Ball don't lie" is said when a player misses one, two or all three of his free throws after a questionable (read as: bullshit) foul call is made by an official. The ball is, essentially, the unbiased judge who will not reward the player by going in if the apparent foul was indeed bullshit.
*Andrew Bogut locks arms with Rasheed Wallace and trips over his own feet, prompting a foul call from the referee*
Rasheed: That's BULLSHIT, man!
*Andrew Bogut toes the line and proceeds to miss his first free throw*
Rasheed: BALL DON'T LIE!
*Bogut then attempts a second free throw and misses again*
Rasheed: BALL DON'T LIE, DAMNIT!
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A minor, polite or harmless lie. A white lie can be excused because it doesn't cause great harm.
- I don't wanna see my friends today.
- Tell them.
-But I don't want to hurt them.
-So tell them that you're not feeling good.
- It isn't true !
- C'mon, it's just a little white lie !
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n. A lie that confesses a made-up flaw, used to protect the listener from a devastating truth. This type of lie is believable to the listener because it makes the liar look bad, but not nearly as bad as the truth would. Based on the TV character, Walter White, from "Breaking Bad".
Ex: I told my family a Walter White Lie when I said I gambled all of our money away. The truth is, I lost it all in a bad meth deal.
Ex: Ken told Jenny a Walter White Lie when he said cheated on her once when he was drunk. He really is a closeted homosexual and was only able to have sex with her if he fantasized about the Village People.
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