Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.
A proverbial delivery device that delivers a accelerated increase of weight causing the victim to carry an expression of surprise regarding thier morbid obesity.
I talked to that girl Shelby last week, She used to be straight smoking. Now she looks like she got hit with a Gravy Dart. She's bigger than a yer Ma!
I got that bitch looking like Slimer, with my ghost gravy all up on her.
Gravy Sweater, N. (Grey-vee swë tur) One who sweats gravy from the vajieen
That misrable cow was such a corpulant tragedy that were you brave enough to venture forth betwixt her undulating thighs and pendulus belly you would discover such a slovenly unkempt quagmire of hairy smegmated folds that the mucosal excreations we're remeniscent of brown gravy one could only describe the horrific seen as being a Gravy Sweater.
Sudden explosive diarrhea, that may or may not have chunks in it.
"That General Two didn't settle right and I totally had to blow gravy when I got home!"
Originating from the past time of using gravy on ones home-cooked dinner/KFC to make the food better, a gravy talker uses unrealistic talk to make their situation better. For example: someone who fails an exam and tries to make the situation better by disregarding the test as unsubstantial is a 'Gravy Talker'
Stop trying to justify failing your exam you Gravy Talker!