Lord forgive me for what im about to do

Implys that the poster is about to masturbate to the post above.

Masturbation is a sin so they're asking for the lords forgiveness.

guy 1: posts photoshopped picture of thanos with a big ass
guy 2: lord forgive me for what im about to do

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not what you must to do like another think

famous quote from F.T.

not what you must to do like another think

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Joker.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Murray: Call the poli-

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idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel

i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...

mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel

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Where you can go and what you can do while you're there

A roundabout way of saying "go fuck yourself."

Guy 1: Dude, you're such a retard, how could you miss something like that? *laughs*

Guy 2: Yeah, well, you know where you can go and what you can do while you're there.

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What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

Adele’s secret love poem to her fans #sendmylovetournewluh-huh-ver #treatherbetter Adele’s fluency in the poem conveys her awareness of stan culture.

Adele: what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Also Adele: I don’t know what u mean there babs 💋

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I don't know what I'm going to do with you!

Significant other is fed up or exhausted with the idea of you being around them.

Justin, you are getting to be too much and I'm confused about how I should handle you! You have made me mad/annoyed for the last time!!
("I don't know what I'm going to do with you!" is to be aggravated or annoyed by one's actions)