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The act of forcefully switching ones ethnicity to Japanese.
Often requires restraint of the jappee, requires numerous hours of "convincing"
chair sold separately
person 1: look at that asian guy over there
person 2: oh yeah, i know him. I just released him from the 8 hour japping session
person 1: I wanna jap that girl :)
Vietnam fighters who fought in the Vietnam’s war.
Timmy’s ancestors were grass japs.
Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.
1:
Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*
Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!
An asian handjob; a handjob given by those pertaining to the Asian ethnicity.
Asian handjob pertaining ethnicity
Hey man I just received the best Jap Fap of my life
To forcefully chop the shit out of someone's throat. Forcing them to choke
Liz lipped off to Mike. So Mike jap chopped the shit outta Liz
A word used to describe stealing one's parents car and picking up friends (usually late at night)
Henry do you want to run a "jap mission"
Me and the boys about to run a "jap misson"
The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .
For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,
You’re squinting like a wanking jap