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A person who thinks they are a master plumber. A cat whisperer and a chain smoker. A Jeff The Plumber loves when an old kitty cat will bite his nose. Most of these plumbers have to take a nap everyday and drink 2 pots of coffee a day to stay alive. These types of plumbers love to work for owners of mobile homes and for people who have at least 5 dogs. Also their favorite season is winter. A Jeff the Plumber is the best type of plumber to hire. They will talk your ear off all the way out the door.
A Jeff the Plumber loves bending over for others to see his plumber's crack.
The Hugest man in bluegrass. He was born as the most talented musician alive, but every day he gets a tiny bit worse. At the Age of 6 his rendition of Malagueña rivaled that of Roy Clark's, but by age thirty, he could hardly play the lead to bluegrass special needs. He has attempted to play Mandolin, Guitar, Fiddle, Dobro, Banjo, Bass, Piano, Flute, and with himself and has never mastered the art of any besides the last as he cant get none. This is attributed to his constant drinking, smoking and choking down food, which made him about as fit as the average southern dude. He almost made it big several times, but was fired from every good band he joined, and ended up as the head of the New High Country Boys. his youtube channel is made up almost entirely of videos taken from other peoples channels and pornhub the gay version, and Oh yeah, and hes also really really really obese huge and screams when he sings because he is so cool and not gay.
Person 1. Man that was a great Bluegrass festival yesterday!
Person 2. Speak for yourself, I need ear cream since I can hardly hear
Person 1. Oh did you stay for Jeff Michael and the New High Country Boys set?
Person 2. Yeah, shit got me fucked up for life my Dr. Said
Person 1. Thats why he only gets crowds at VFW's where the audience are all old war vets who cant hear due to explosions during Iwo Jima
The most powerful being ever created
first discovered by famous youtuber Saltydkdan while playing "a toilet in wonderland"
"his name is Jeff Sqrungle"
An unlucky Jeff has all quality’s of a normal Jeff, except not as handsome.
Girl1: hey is that Jeff?
Girl2: no he’s to ugly to be a Jeff. He’s an unlucky jeff
Girl1: but he’s so cool and funny! I would definently smash.
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A Wet Jeff is when you are smoking a bong and cough or laugh into the bong thus causing water to come out the tube and get on your pants.
Austin: "*cough cough*
OMG, there is water all over my leg!"
Dylan: "You just "Wet Jeffed!""
Thomas: "The first ever Wet Jeff!!!!"
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See Triple H but change the following:
"WWE" to "NWA TNA"
"Uses his wife" to "Uses his dad"
"Chris Jericho" to "A.J. Styles"
"Booker T" to "Ron Killings"
etc.
Double J = NWA TNA's version of Triple H
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(v.) to occupy two lanes while driving in the city so that a jerk driver can't pass you
this guy behind me is trying to sneak past using the parking lane! what an asshole! i'm gonna jeff gordon this motherfucker.
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