He is the most amazingly amazing person in the world he is also Good in bed
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The ultimate douchebag. If you meet a Jake pray he stands far far away from you. Because he smells. Jakes are commonly known for being sound-cloud rappers(aka bad). He is vile and sexist and gross. BEWARE: Jakes can often make you throw up ( i mean projectile vomit). Often has fake curls.
Person 1: Ew I hate you, Jake.
Jake: Nah you think Iβm cute.
Person 1: Burn in Hell, I hope itβs soon.
Jake: Fine I didnβt want to talk to you in the first place. Youβre fat.
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Tiny dick if try to see it you will need 90000000x magnifying glass to see it
I hate Jake penis is so small, Bradyβs is nice
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To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device
Oh you really jaked up that sentence.
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I guy that likes girls more after he breaks up with them. You can often find a Jake lying about his sexual history often too
Why does he keep going with his exes? He must me a Jake
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