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Jake is a guy that is a racist son of a bitch that loves Alex and wants to fuck her
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Hes a kid who eats his shit and is a crackhead who tries to act cool
girl 1 : whos he...
girl 2 : thats jake.
both : eww
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The cockiest asshole you'll ever meet. He thinks every girl falls at his feet.
Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag*
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"
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Attractive, but not worth the emotional rollercoaster he is sure to put you on.
You donβt want a Jake in your life.
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A Jake is someone who is kind Ω«loving and friendly .If u ever meet a Jake need sure to get to know them and they are Also really cute π₯°πππ
Girl1:Wow look at him
Girl2:i know right he is so cute!π
Jake:Make ladies how are you?
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People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if youβre going to befriend a Jake.
Dude: Hey are you friends with Jake?
Other Dude: No way! Heβs such a hoe!!
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My big loving and caring husbando. He slopply kisses me inside my mouth with the big tongue action and rapes me at night and I love him. He is very dominant and is in no need for no filthy sluts like basically every girl!
Me: OH DADDY JAKE KUN
Jake: Oh yeah niggashit
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