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jesse

he is always tall, has dark blue eyes, has medium brown hair,energetic,usually has a last name of a past president,wears old beat up romeos,has a nike blue sweatshirt that he cherishes,a small town guy, likes riding fourwheelers, parents are divorced,not very great in school,

man that guy is jesse

by bhncjuisgh November 17, 2014


Jess

Jess, the name given to a kind heart-ed individual, born winner and just a stunning girl. A lady who is rather quiet at first but has a sense of humour that only people wish they had!

Jess is a born competitor with specialties in board games and badminton, you think you have seen it all, until the racket/dice enters her hand then suddenly bam within a blink of an eye you've lost. You try to rematch but alas the same outcome. Is there nothing that can stop her? Many have tried more than once but have failed. Most would gloat in this situation. Not Jess. She offers the best type of sympathy, Sarcasm. Which only a Jess can do and still make you feel better for losing. Losing around a Jess in most people’s eyes feels like you’re a winner at heart.

As well as a fun-loving character on the outside Jess loves a good innuendo and is always the first to point one out or if you're lucky catch your eye. With that comes the Jess giggle. A cute, contagious and room filling laugh. Creating even more smiles than normal when she is within.

Driving with a Jess is interesting, no hands are normally the common procedure. But you kind of lose all fear because well you're in a car with a Jess and wouldn't want to experience this with anyone else, as somehow you know she still is in control.

Knowing Jess is just a pleasure, one that you won't experience until you have one in your life. Everyone needs someone called Jess.

"Hey, You're driving like a Jess!"

by ChrisH94 March 15, 2020


jess

she's super cool but also has big dumb bitch energy also she falls in love with people after 0.5 seconds of them being nice to her.

*someone being a dumb bitch*
stop being such a jess

by dumb bitch energy November 03, 2018


Jess

A very very very short little hobbit who likes to visit guys behind dumpsters

"eww is that a jess?"

by Dj-Royalz April 11, 2016


jess

like a toilet, fat white and smells like poop.

ew it's jess

by wpoejfw November 14, 2014


Jess

Jess has small titties but they are still nice😍 she takes nudes and sends them to her friend group. Her boyfriends dick is bent and he gets a boner every time he sees her. She smokes and drinks a lot. It’s her life get over it. She won’t be a virgin this time next week.

Jess is sexy asf😍

by Noodlebruh December 30, 2018


Jess

Jess is an absolute amazing girl who makes you feel so good it’s unreal just talking to her makes your day 100 times better than it first was she cares she’s total wifey material and total mum material to some day ;) she’s beautiful yet she won’t believe it cause she can’t see her self through our eyes if she could she’d realise how amazing she is
Jess is a beautiful girl who you should never let go of she’s yours take pride that she’s yours cause there’s like 7 billion people she could be with but he’s with you

Love you babe😉
-Ev

“Jess is the best girl I’ve ever met

by EvH1872 July 13, 2018