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Jessica

Some slut who back stabs you and takes your man and is super rude

Jessica:I tools ur man

Me:I hate you so much

by Offbrandjello April 28, 2019

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Jessica

A Jessica Is Very Shy And Quite. She is quite careless to her friends and has feels pretty much no emotions. A Jessica is usually the type of girl who loves huge glasses and likes wearing urban clothes -it’s a clothing style-. She is dangerous though... People don’t knows this because she hides this with her quietness and backstabs her friends with just a simple move. She sometimes stares at something’s for no reason and talk to herself in her head. She has social anxiety and is very honest towards her friends. But be careful! She can get really pissed off and become aggressive!

Jessica is not so innocent as what you seem..

'no example of Jessica'

by Chinese_goose45 July 28, 2019

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Jessica

If you know a Jessica don't hang around. Run away and don't look back, thy may always seem amazing at first but they will be pulling you in ready to do anything in their power to destroy you.

Jessica; Name
By: MagicSENSE

by MagicSENSE June 18, 2020

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


JESSICA

May seem like a pretty girl but a bitch who acts like an elephant fuck elephants she had sex with her own father

Jessica is a girl She wears glasses and goes to Middle school

by Chunky Man January 16, 2020

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


A Jessica

To pull A Jessica, one walks in just as all
Of the work is finishing up. Often when someone pulls off a Jessica, they start the task and then find a reason, albeit weak, and leave the task to others to continue. Just about the time the task is complete, the perpetrator will walk in and offer to help.

Nick and Al were working hard on the project that the boss assigned. Nick left the room to go poop. Al finished the task just as Nick was returning to the office. He walked in and was finally ready to work. He looked at Al and said, β€œI think just pulled a Jessica.”

by Linguistually_yours January 19, 2021

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Jessica

The biggest snake there is! NEVER trust a jessica with anything. She will use you and when you drop her, she will try to blame everything on you. Jessica’s are also the biggest hoes:)

Girl 1: β€œWhat happened between you and Jessica?”

Girl 2: β€œShe is a fake”

by thisisfun910 July 19, 2019

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


jessica

a strong minded southern bell
whose idea of a perfect afternoon is
applying cake loads of drug store cosmetics to her face and going out for a walk on the Santa Monica beaches.
With the cold breeze rising up her pantie free legs and her double Ds strapped on good with a colorful hammock, which is also used in a dress like manner.
Because this is all left of her life after losing her teaching credential because her and her best friend would smoke out in
the back rooms of the science lab during teaching hours.
and her husband Eduardo a dirtty salvi leaving her with 8 kids and alotta debts after meeting a beautiful young puerto rican girl.
And the cosmetics surgeries haven't been helping because the
fault is iternal she needs to be happy with herself
she's depressed her family has rejected her existence for the fact that she has turned her back on their spiritual beliefs and instead of a traditional batmitzva she begged for a sweet sixteen and instead of ballet classes she asked for pole dancing classes, and later family rejection hit harder when she took up her carreer as a pornstar.
but at he end of the day her life is complete because
aslong as she has some fruit punch flavored kool aid and her best friend by her side nothing can go wrong.
they will walk the Santa Monica Beaches together
jobless,manless,and with long acrylic nails
but with their heads up high a joint in one hand and a 40 oz. in the other nothing can go wrong

john:damnn did you see that new movie jessica made
Juanito: OHH si si muyy caliente
john: shes yummy

by kalua nelson March 25, 2008

187πŸ‘ 870πŸ‘Ž