prononoced Haysaus hay saus hay-saus a chump.
jesus (haysaus) does believe he is miraculous.
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The man you slept with last night.
I woke up and in my bed next to me was `Jesus.
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An anti-war pinko and welfare state advocate who lived in ancient Israel.
Uninformed Reactionary Prick: Who is this Heyzeus fella? Sounds like a goddamned commie if ya ask me. Turn the other cheek..... what kinda pinko made up that bullshit?
URP #2: I ain't givin my hard earned money to them lazy poor people. What kinda bleeding-heart tree-humper came up with that idea? Jesus? Where'd ya here that from? The bible? Your pullin my leg.
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Main character in Son-O-God comics. Worlds first Ophthalmologist/Orthopedist. Suspected communist.
Q. Why did Jesus cross the road?
A. Because he was nailed to the chicken.
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If you don't know who Jesus is you're retarded
Bob: "Praise Jesus!"
Joe: "Who's that?"
Bob: "My mexican friend who saved my flowers from weeds!"
Joe: "How extrordinary!"
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1. a Man that does tricks
2. a fictional character
1. I will turn water into wine
2. Hey! Did you read the Bible? there's this guy called Jesus in it.
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