Dolphin Jizz

Ejaculation of a dolphin. Is known to travel over 20 feet underwater.

I was screwing that dolphin and its dolphin jizz broke my pelvis

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death jizz

1. the occurence of an organism being so sexually aroused it begins to ejaculate a large amount of sperm to the extent that the organism dies. 2. a slang term for a male giving his male or female companion HIV. Closely related to a James Hock.

While masturbating last year my best friend died of death jizz.

Rubert gave Mrs. Robinson death jizz last night.

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Jizz Cakes

1. To ejaculate semen onto a woman's breasts and then rub them all over like icing on a cake. Originated from "Jizz" which is to cum, or semen.

2. To ejaculate in someone's food, i.e. a cake or pie, and then watch them eat as a practical joke.

1. One of my many fetishes is to make Jizz Cakes.

Hey man, I don't know if you know this but you just ate some serious Jizz Cakes

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jizz farmer

1. One who causes sperm to come forth through various methods.
2. One who farms jizz
3. One who lives to bring forth semen

That bitch is a straight jizz farmer. She wouldnt stop rubbing my dick until i ran dry.

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jizzed out

A feeling of exhaustion after a night of several orgasms. the releasing of your semen cause the emptiness inside of you. Renewal of your "army" takes time, therefore its as if your semen give you the energy to carry-out daily routines.

Rob - DAMN SON, YOU LOOK TIRED.

Jeremy - I'm jizzed out from last nite homie.

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Jizz Spider

A fictional spider used as an explanation for why there is jizz on someones face when they wake up.

"Why do I have jizz on my face?!?!" "Don't worry the house is fully of Jizz Spiders, one must have crawled on your face last night"

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jizz bolt

a wad of jizz exiting the penis in excess of 120 miles per hour

if u don't knock that off, i'm gonna jizz bolt you into next tuesday

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