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When a man pulls up his pants shortly after pissing and a bit of urine comes out.
Jenkins was in such a hurry he pulled up his pants as soon as he was done taking a leak; Johnson Drips ensued.
A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic
Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here
When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.
“I got with this chick last weekend and gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”
my fav fictional lesbian bc shes hot and brave (ily kiana )
person 1 :yo have you watched fear street?
person 2:yes
person 1: who is the hottest character?
person 2:deena Johnson ofc
A dope ass female who is amazing at soccer and can get any man she wants Even your boyfriend Hunny
God I wish I was Alexis Johnson
The act of rubbing super glue on your face before giving a unshaved man a blowjob. This leaving you with a pube goatee.
"Did you see that guys beard? I bet he got it from a Todd johnson."