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The best friend I've ever had. I really miss you, I've been trying to find you but I can't find you anywhere. If you see this please message me. I miss my best friend 🙁 - Cat
Adryanna Johnson is the best friend I've ever had
The best girl you will ever meet. She always has your back and will hold your heart in her hands. People will stab her in the back and hurt her but she won't care because if you can't be nice to people, you are irrelevant. Laura Johnson is a wonderful girlfriend who will fulfill all your needs. She is just an amazing human being and she deserves the best.
Girl#1: omg, who's that girl? She's gorgeous
Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend
Laura Johnson: smiles
When eating box (giving a woman head) sometimes spelling out letters with your tongue seems to be very effective. So that's spelling The word juicy Johnson has famously been the most effective.
"Hommie gave her the old juicy Johnson last night... she was screaming"
Likes to make people pop, legendary shard sniper. One of the Feds most wanted according to him. Swangs and bangs in a white merc.
Example 1: If u need to know about pilos and Feds, call 'Pop Johnson'
Pop Johnson: "Have you ever bought an Apple TV,
Then your shit is got from the government. The CIA runs everything"
When a man pulls up his pants shortly after pissing and a bit of urine comes out.
Jenkins was in such a hurry he pulled up his pants as soon as he was done taking a leak; Johnson Drips ensued.
A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic
Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here
When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.
“I got with this chick last weekend and gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”