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Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.
I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.
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A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:
A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation
Warnings:
A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.
Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.
Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)
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Slang for saying Xanex bars.
Break me off a piece of that kit kat barz! so i can get fucked up.
Lookin for some sweets? I got herbals, white girl, angel dust, glass, smack, rolls, and of course those good ass kit katz.
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An asshole. Brown like the chocolate from a Kit Kat, therefore named after said confectionary snack. Dependant on your location, common variants include: the Mars Bar Throughway, Bounty Bridge or Hershey's Highway.
"That girl has a rich aroma coming from her Kit Kat Junction"
"That's cos she doesn't believe in toilet paper"
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A slang term for kits made by drum companies that cater to new wave metalcore, christcore and emo bands. These companies like SJC, Shine and Truth are usually exclusively used by teens that are in metalcore boy-bands, that straighten their hair, wear their sisters pants and usually start out playing drums on these thousand dollar kits. It's more of a bragging right, to say you have a "custom" drum kit. Remember kids, always get a 24" bassdrum, a 12" rack tom and a 16" floor tom. One up, two down or die. You will be cool as fucking balls.
Oh, and make sure you make a youtube video about it.
"So, I'm like so totally not okay, so I made my parents buy me this $3,000 Truth kit with DW 9000 hardware and Zildjian A-customs. I think I'm going to listen to some Escape the Fate. I am so misunderstood. "
-Average rich kid drummer with a "Custom" Drum Kit.
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"the whole number or quantity of people or things in question" according to the dictionary. can also be written as "the whole caboodle" or "the whole kit and caboodle".
Viktor: Experiencing migraines, nausea, hypersensitivity to bright lights?
V: Whole kit and kaboodle.
(Cyberpunk 2077)
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being desperate to hang out with or text another person, particularly of the opposite sex.
I am so bored, I'm just kit kat coolin.
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