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Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.
National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
online slang for Aussies. Chiefly used in Cricket.
Kangaroos have won most number of world cup trophies so far. That's damn hurting!
Informal; Northern Territory
Relationship that operates as it if legally or blood bound without actually being bound in either way.
eg. chosen family, marriage without paperwork
“yeah they’re married” “like legally?” “nah that’s his kangaroo wife”
“that’s my kangaroo cousin, so we’re not related by blood”
A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.
You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo
When a guy jumps into a woman's pussy constantly.
I'd do The kangaroo with her
When you stick your foot in a girls asshole and start thrusting it in a kicking motion, like a kangaroo
"Dude, last night I totally Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo'd her."
insert the most disguisting, depraved and physically impossible sex act ever imagined by mankind here
Dude, last night I totally Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo'd her