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Team in the AFC West of the National Football League. They play in Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, MO. Have not had a playoff victory since Joe Montana was traded from the San Francisco 49ers in 1993, so have nothing to talk about relevant for the past 20+ years. Fans will still bring up Len Dawson and their Super Bowl victory in 1969 cause that's all they got (so long ago, goal posts were in front of end zone). Have never drafted a QB that amounted to anything, always got somebody else's 2nd or 3rd stringer, a QB nobody else wanted. Annoying fans that lose 3 or 4 straight, beat a bottom dweller, and than think they are back on track to a Super Bowl.
Greg: " Man, you know it took arguable the best QB in Joe Montana to get this team a playoff victory?"
Bill: " Yeah, over 20 years ago. That's the Kansas City Chiefs for ya."
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Hometown Of Da Illest White Dj, DJ Diamondz, Yadadmeen?
Yo mang i got super hyphy & i woke up scrapin in A-Town Altamont Kansas.
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Two Kansas males have a three-way encounter with a male pig. where one sucks the pigs dick while the other anally sodomizes it. After wards they butcher the hog and make ham sandwiches from it.
Matt and Doug enjoyed an afternoon Kansas Ham sandwich with lots of Mayo.
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Hey wanna watch a bad team who has a bad coach
Called the Kansas City chiefs
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An ultra-basic, insipid, obnoxious bottom (usually has a swampy ass as well).
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over these Kansas City Faggots”
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A Kansas city shuffle is the action of taking one's identity and getting rid of that person who now has your identity. So basically your old identity is dead and there is a body to prove it, but you continue living your life as someone else.
You owe bad people money. You take someone else's identity and live a new life by moving elsewhere. You kill the other guy and leave the corpse in your own appartement a bit disfigured with your own IDs. Everyone will believe you got killed and your own identity stops here.
thats a kansas city shuffle!
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1. (Adj) The art of playing baseball while acting like a complete douche bag. Often shortened and used as "acting like a Royal."
2. The act of flexing your muscles and or touching your forearms after hitting a broken bat single or bullshit infield single.
3. Being a pitch runner that talks so much crap that you think your an NFL corner back.
4. Scoring a run off of 2 infield hits.
5. Generally sucking for 231 years, getting lucky for two weeks, then talking trash like you actually matter.
6. Being a fat ass with BBQ stains on your shirt
1. You play softball like a Kansas City Royal.
2. "I promise to poke my own eyes out if I have to watch Eric Hosmer act like a Royal on first base."
3. Quit acting like a royal! You can't hit and you talk crap like you Richard Sherman.
4. Somehow, by the luck of George Brett, you scored a run off of 2 infield hits. Stop talking crap.
5. The Kansas City Royals are just acting like the pathetic children we knew they were.
6. Hey Royal! Change your shirt you slob. Andy Reid would be ashamed of your slovenly appearance.
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