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Kevin

A Kevin is a german slang term for someone very stupid. They are usually pretty clumsy and don’t get anything at all.

I didn’t know dogs were mammals”
Of course, you Kevin!”

by theswoonspoon June 2, 2019


Kevin

A annoying asshole who just loves to swallow Dylan never makes his own decisions and we think he is gay and he loves to cry over everything

Kevin why are you not good at any games

by Gene drinks a lot of beer February 13, 2019


Kevin

Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.

"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."

by Ignimendax October 22, 2020


Kevin

The irish godess of getting woman with a bigger penis then the second best god jehu

That guy is sexy as heck he must be Kevin the most handsome god of all.

by National_facts.gov November 6, 2020


Kevin

is a very sensitive guy he can’t take jokes from no one

He dates very unattractive women in his life and still gets heartbroken

A very sad depressed guy

Why does kevin look sad?

by Jduxuwuwufudud August 15, 2019


Kevin

Kevin is a feared name across the the entire Isle of Man. One who bares thus name can often been seen lurking about a primary schools with a pair of binoculars

I just saw a Kevin he was in that bush staring at me and the. He went to his van

by Nonce stinger December 4, 2019


Kevin

A true psychopath like the Kevin from home alone

Man your being a real Kevin right now

by Like2spoopy4me December 23, 2019