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A male bottom/submissive who doesn’t bother to do any of the work, only making the top/dominant partner do all the work.
“Yeah, John’s such a pillow king. I wish he put some effort into our sex because it feels really one sided.”
King of Madi, Gets away with the fattest rips, ruler of the roto
How come King Chachkemishkabebe always gets away with the fattest rips and I don’t?
Michael Jackson, the singer.
Johnny wants to grow up just like the King of Pop and live at Neverland and ride on the Neverland train
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The funniest black man since Richard Pryor. He makes vines, and is one of the leading producers. His most famous ones include But that backflip tho, freestyle fail, I smack the man out of you bitch, and yo ma lemme get yo number. He has hilarious vines, and there is no one funnier than him. He is a legend.
I spent an hour watching King Bach's vines last night. Time well spent.
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remnant king
To master the are of leaving a piece of excrement in the toilet after you have flushed.
Picture rollin' in for your daily newpaper sitting. You have had your second cup of coffee & are growing a tail. Time to go relieve yourself. You open the door to your favorite stall & bam! A big old nugget sits there, with no toilet paper & no discolored water. All you can do is laugh, because the 'remnant king' has struck again.
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"Fart King's" are members of society who constantly rip farts on a level beyond the average person. "Fart Kings" often take a hidden pride in being able to ass whistle so often, and as such, they shamelessly fill the air with their filthy flatulence.
Although some will suggest that Fart King's get their crown for the overall frequency of their anal expulsions, this is but a myth. In fact, a Fart King should be given his/her title for their frequency as well as their consistency, decibel volume, and last but not least, their odor.
A "Fart King" will often drop bean blowers that not only wreak but also have an appalling pitch and a distracting audible volume. It is these factors which combine to truly give someone the title.
Of course, it is difficult to crown a Fart King globally, or even state wide, instead it is encouraged to crown "Fart Kings" within your own social circles. For example; If you're living in a house of six people and one stands out particularly for their consistent, smelly, and loud barking brownies, you should take immediate action by calling them a "Fart King" at every chance possible.
Sasha: So I was just sitting there...
Dan: *Bwwwoowww*
Sasha: Dan, relax.
Dan: *Bweerrwee*
Sasha: Man...
Ollie: Dan, you're the Fart King.
Sasha: Yeah, Fart King, no one touches you in the fart realm in this residence.
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A place people know nothing about, and that is the way the residents of King Lake want to keep it. A very private community.
You wouldn't know King Lake is there Just a road and a gate, and that's as far as I got. Those private cops don't play.
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