Zombie Kink

A sexual kink when your spouse or sexual partner likes to chew on you. It can be anywhere, including your face, your back, butt, legs, hair, neck or breasts. It doesn't matter how much pain you are in because they like it more when you make noises. They make it sloppy and leave marks all over you after biting for so long.

You: why do you like to bite me so much?

Spouse: you're so chewy :)

You: I think you have a Zombie Kink

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choke kink

when someone slightly gets turned on by the thought of being choked.

omigosh did you know that ethan has a choke kink?
yea he moaned at the thought of it.

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scat kink

Being aroused by poop

“Dude, im so attracted to poop, i think i have a scat kink”

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wax kink

barascud

"the wax from the candles runs over your skin"- philippe wax kink

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hand kink

when someone is obsessed and loves hands

payton loves ryans hands. She is obsessed with them that she even has a collection! She has a hand kink!

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air kink

Horny for air, what-

Annie always seems to be horny, I think she has an air kink

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piss kink

piss kinks are kinks that stupid annoying teenagers who think theyre quirky have. they start out my making piss jokes but shortly after actually develop piss kinks but remain in constant state of denial still convincing themselves that they are still joking

"omg did you know yelda has a piss kink?"
"ofc i knew, the amount of jokes she makes is kinda suspicious."

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