Atomic Kitten

THE best band ever ever EVER! No one can beat them, not Girls Aloud, Pussycat Dolls or even Sugababes so get told! They had an amazing worldwide fan base, their own racing team, car, clothing range and so much more! Love for the kittens!

Suzy: Who's the best band ever?
Me: ATOMIC KITTEN of course!

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smitten kitten

the term to express one's love for a certain man.
i am beyong "liking" this guy,
i'm a full-blown smitten kitten!

I'M SUCH A SMITTEN KITTEN FOR DAN COLEMAN RIGHT NOW

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kittens mittens

A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.

Jesse: I got a B on my test.

Amanda:I recieved an A!

Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.

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Punch a Kitten

Punch A Kitten: A internet term that is usually used when someone has either:

1. said something so stupid they must be punished to some extent and since we do not have the power to reach thru the internet yet to slap that person then a kitten must be punched on their behalf.

2. a individual has become enraged with such anger the only possible means of feeling better is to do the unthinkable of punching such a cute and cuddly animal that has done no wrong.
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Example1.

Forum user 1. I lub the internetz dat much i muszt beez da bombzerz!

Forum user 2. Your inablility to type something intelligent makes me want to punch a kitten You Grand Master Cock Dragon!
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Example 2.

Texas Republican: WTF Obama won the God Damn Election!!! That Dick Banger makes me so fuckin angry I want to go Punch a Kitten right now!!!

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Sea Kittening

Following the change by PETA to rename the animals formerly known as "Fish" into the new name of "Sea Kittens", this is the modified term used when catching said animals in replacement of the old term of "Fishing"

We are going to head out to do some Sea Kittening for dinner tonight.

Hey, have you seen my new Sea Kittening Boat?

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kitten breath

Soft breathing on another person particularly in an intimate situation. Most common with cuddling, nuzzling and often used on ears and neck. Often felt during secret telling. Can be unintentional, but most often is used to show affection.

"You are going to use your kitten breath to seduce me, aren't you?"

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throwing kittens

get really angry about something

Harry is really angry about that. I just saw him throwing kittens at Rafael