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Cutting a kiwi

Slang for jacking it

Just finished cutting a kiwi....I swear that doesn't mean jackin it

by joshuaNHL October 11, 2023


gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023


Kiwi Gang

Fandom of pianist Costantino Carrara, named on 14 April 2021, during a live stream

I'm Kiwi gang

by Cassius_☺ April 24, 2021


the kiwi fruit

When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.

Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again

by Fergs kiwi fruit August 29, 2017


captain kiwi

a loud ass kid that screams alot

Damn that's a captain kiwi they don't shut the fuck up

by UNSTOPPABLEAWESOMEGAMER October 22, 2020


Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.

Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)

by Ma9'rooba69 May 31, 2018


Kiwi man

A man who is self observed and things they give there a "god" at sex, may also have a kiwi shaped head

He acting like a real kiwi man, he can't even find the clit

by Bavkpavk181818 January 16, 2021