carpet knees

What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.

Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?

Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!

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knee cups

When a person gains weight to the point fat forms around the knee cap, resulting in an indentation.

"She's gained so much weight, her knee caps turned into knee cups"!

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cheese knees

When a large male/female has massive sweat behind the gooch of their knee

That chubstack has massive cheese knees!!

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Arrow to the Knee

In Nordic/Scandinavian countries, "taking an arrow to the knee" meant that you are getting married/already got married. It refers to when we propose, we fall to one knee, comparing it to when a man gets shot in the leg, he, of course, falls to one knee.

Like most definitions already posted the most popular example comes from Skyrim: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee". The guards are married, and can't go out adventurer, not crippled.

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Dirty Knees

To Suck someones penis, while on your knee

yo, she be getting her knees dirty.

Yo she got dirty knees.

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bees knees

Slang from the 1920s. Possibly a corruption of the word business. Another possibility is that it is derived from the expression, "be all end all" a.k.a. "B's and E's" which when said would sound like, "Bees-an-ees". Simply defined as the best, latest, and greatest. (Synonymous with other 1920s slang: The cat's pajamas and the cat's meow. A more current version would be The shit.).

"Johnny got a new car. It's the bees knees.", "Roger is so handsome. He is just the bees knees."

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on your knees

A command issued by a man instructing a slut to get on her knees and give him a nice, long blowjob.

Horny guy: Hey bitch! On your knees!
(slut starts to suck guy's cock)

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