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The greatest superhero film of all time. Unlike the comical approach of previous marvel and dc movies, The Dark Knight digs deep into the roots of your dark emotions and uncovers the craziness that lies underneath. With an amazing psychotic performance by Heath Ledger as the joker, and the heartbreaking fall of Harvey Dent, this movie will tear you apart. But rest assured, you will be repaired by the noble adrenaline rush of Batman's selflessness. In my opinion, every new superhero movie is simply a cheap knockoff of The Dark Knight
Me: I'm ready to take on the world!
Friend:Did you watch The Dark Knight again?
Me: Ya, why?
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A variation of the hometown classic, to pull a "Dark Knight" is to pick up a guy (or girl) in your hometown, take them to your parents house, and seduce them using the 2008 film as bait.
Once back at your parents crib, you gotta slip into something sexy under the guise of comfort (usually a kimono), making a wardrobe change from formal to nightware, much like from bruce wayne to batman. After that, it's just a matter of banging on your parent's couch while using the movie's explosive soundtrack to mask the noise.
this guy wasn't into banging at my mom's house, but he was a total dork so I figured I'd pull a dark knight.
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White Knight is a noun, synonymous with cuck and beta male.
White Knights are a common breed of basement dwellers that desperately attempt to woo and appease any girl they encounter, typically to signal virtue and resemble a knight in shining armor. These people are generally lonesome and sexually depraved, so much so that they're willing to contort their personality and say things that they internally cringe at. They will not contradict one thing a girl says, and endlessly agree with her like a shallow yesman. If a lot of attention is
** Not every male who compliments a girl is a white knight, although unwarranted compliments are a major symptom of white knightery. **
Amanda: I'm so upset Jeremiah cheated on me...
Paul: Oh, Jeremiah? Yeah, he's a total asshole. I know you'll find someone better soon though.
Derek: - Whispering to Paul - Paul, quit your white knighting, we both know you're trying to get laid.
Paul: No, you don't understand. I'm concerned for Amanda.
Derek: Riiiight, why would you suddenly give a damn about Amanda now? You two don't even hang out, and have you even MET Jeremiah?
Paul: - Is lying - Yes, I did meet Jeremiah. He's a shrimpy dude who acts like a tough guy, you can tell with one glance that he's a wifebeater.
Derek: Jeremiah's fuckin' 6'4 dude... what the hell you mean "He's a shrimpy dude"?
- Paul is rendered speechless and exposed for the white knight he is. -
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Rhyming slang used when you have passed a high quality excreation. Rhyming with the word "shite". Not used for the general expression of "shite". The "shite" produced must be of a quality to require discussion with others. If you find the car in Kinght Rider cooler than Michael Knight you can use the word Kitt instead.
I have just done a Michael Knight.
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Death Knight, one of the most imbalanced heroes in Warcraft 3.. Only Demon Hunter is more overpowered than DK. Death Knight imbalance bases on Death coil, which heals own units and _kills_ enemy heroes (and units). Other imbalanced skill is Aura of free boots and hp-regeneration for own and allied units. Blizzard gave DK fucking shite ultimate, but it doesn't matter cause lvl1 DK is enought to win games.
If you want to lame more, you can add Lich and Crypt Lord/Naga seawitch to your army. These heroes provide imbalanced AOE nukes to aid you (isn't needed unless you are
noob and want to win games with only acolytes). ;COILNOVAIMPALE/FORKEDLIGHTNING melts anyones face (or army), so we come to cocnlusion UD > all.
death knight = GGNORENOOB
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a chick that bangs black guys.
I heard Jessica has been hanging with Jermane. Yeah, she's a knight rider.
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epic heros in the fictional tale of Star Wars, also known as the greatest movie ever. in order to be a jedi you need the following:
-a kickass lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects
"All I have left to learn is to levitate objects and i will be the most kickass jedi ever!"
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