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The act of throwing a female’s legs over your shoulders, folding her like a lawn chair, so you can suck on her titties while you pound away at her pussy.
“She’s got some big tits.”
“She sure does. I’d love to Albanian Lawn Chair her.”
When your partner stands on top of a bed during sex and spins around while urinating
When she hit me with the Colombian Lawn Sprinkler, I knew she'd be the one.
A guy holds woman thighs and is plowing her in the ass as she is walking on her hands in wheelbarrow position.
"Mylton would you like to do the Ecuadorian lawn mower?" said Hallie
"nah I'm too tired for that plus i don't support immigration"
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when a guy takes it up the ass from another guy wearing a green suit in the doggy position
lil za gave justin bieber a frog lawn mower last night
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to shave your pubic hair
Daughter: I need to mow the front lawn
Mom: Oh dont worry, i pay the mexicans 25 dollars to do it
Daughter: Hahahaha
Mom: *clueless*
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A person who eats out a hairy black woman; a person who performs oral sex on a nigger bitch with a hairy pussy; the act of cunnilingus with a hairy nigger.
Tom is a Gorilla Lawn Mower, he likes his bitches black and hairy.
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Tom is going to start the Gorilla Lawn Mower, poor bastard is going to wish she shaved.
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