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When a man or woman lays on the back and their partner kneels on all fours and proceeds to eat their pubes.
My boyfriend was a bit on the peckish side so I treated him to a Welsh leaf trimmer
Leave me alone but leaf
Friend: *talks to you*
You: leaf me alone
Used to describe someone with a pea sized brain.
Person 1: Oh no I broke my mom’s car keys!
Person 2: You are a one leaf clover.
They make their fans cry because they always choke on dick in the 1st round and can never make it past a playoffs series.
Toronto maple leafs: That's the best dick I ever had give me more
Fans: STOP CHOKING ON THAT DICK AND WIN A PLAYOFFS SERIES.
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Storied NHL team that has won 13 Cups, but none since the NHL expanded beyond 6 teams.
I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.
And the Toronto Maple Leafs have made the playoffs! Woo!
Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.
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When you stretch out your scrotum to make a little pool, full it with maple syrup which your girl drinks while you sing “O Canada” dressed in full hockey gear.
Finally got Christie to do a Toronto Maple Leaf last night bro. It was kinda weird
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An insult back in old english with the equivalence to what we call a bitch
(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf
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