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On who sniffs his/her own farts.
My liberal ideology is so much smarter than your stupid redneck values. Im so smart i dont use the word values because that refers to money, and all are money should be given to the united states senate, so they can pay black people to build bridges that lead to the center of the earth.
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Someone who will tell you Christianity is the most dangerous and scary religion on Earth right now. And believes it.
Liberal: "Religion is like, sooooo dumb. Except for Muslims of course, because I'm too scared of them to criticise them. But other than that all religions are like sooooooo dumb!"
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The educated, intelligent, free-thinking people of society. As well as the ones with the morals and hearts... The ones who care for their fellow human beings over money or objects. The ones who want and fight for equal rights. The ones who question authority. The ones who keep the environment from being destroyed by humans. The ones who want peace and love over war. The ones with brains. The ones who hate Tucker Carlson, as everyone should. Basically, the ones holding society up today.
Liberals are the best thing that happened to this world.
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A person who claims to be open-minded, but when discussing politics with another person with a different opinion, they call them stupid and walk away. They will post on social media all of their opinions, and then once a conservative posts their opinion, they unfriend or unfollow them. The only news they watch is buzz feed. They call others with a different opinion uneducated. They want to "rich" to pay there "fair" share of taxes (all of the income theyes make) so they don't have to work hard. They think the constitution doesn't apply to them, also laws don't apply to them. They think they are the only ones to have free speech. They want people to feel bad for them. They are trying to get the Syrian refugees to come over to America (so liberals get more voters). They think that smoking pot is good for you (that's why they aren't smart). They say Fox News is the worst news station, even though they have never watched a minute of it. They want free everything. They think every country is better than Amercian, but they have never been abroad. They call Carly Fiorina not a woman. They say they are feminists and say that Republicans cannot be feminists. They hate Raven Simone, Stacey Dash, and and any other woman who doesn't think like them.
Examples of liberals are: teachers, sometimes youth, minorites, and anyone who is uneducated and closed minded.
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White people who deign to speak for non-whites. Also, men who deign to speak for women.
The coach almost lost his job after naively thinking he was offering a compliment by saying that he thought black football players ran really fast. Oddly, his comments weren't denounced by blacks but by liberal whites, showing that despite the fact they believe blacks don't get enough respect in the modern world, they also believe that blacks aren't competent enough to voice their own opinions on such important issues and so must do it for them.
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What you are when you're young.
If you are young and not liberal, then you don't have a heart. If you are older and aren't conservative, then you don't have a brain.
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